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N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
poofart by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004

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poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.
"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."
Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
poofarter by Joetron September 6, 2009

pooferty 

Bad smell. Rotten eggs, feces, fishy, peanut butter crabs.
Man her down stairs smells a little pooferty.
pooferty by bandagebudds September 10, 2011
John was being a real pooarty at Jill's birthday party.
pooarty by kflor November 12, 2009