Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.
A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunkyturd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
"He's a poofarter"
"I'm a poofarter!"
"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"
"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.