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hoonberry

Some one who drives a vehicle such as a motorcar dangerously by speeding or doing burnouts etc., synonymous with hoon
The senior citizen motorist had to pull over to the shoulder to make way for a speeding hoonberry to drive past.
by Vizzerdrikz November 2, 2010
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Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.
My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”
by Madam.J June 17, 2021
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Hootenberry

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.
by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021
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Hootenberry

A word which is simultaneously a noun, verb and an adjective. This word is used in reply to something you did not find funny at all but must pretend you did because you are extremely obnoxious, preferably said with a deadpan face. Users of this word are generally extremely unfunny.
Person 1: I cannot go through with this engagement, you are slowly killing yourself and I am breaking up with you

Person 2: Thats a hootenberry
by DestinyandDana August 10, 2021
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Hootenberry

It is an adjective.
It is a noun.
It is a verb.
It is a exclamation.
It is a name.
It’s a feeling.
It’s a quote.
A hootenberry is a feeling. A whole hootenberry is like the true meaning of hootenberry.

HOOTENBERRY IS EVERYTHING!
That’s a whole hootenberry for sure!
by CriscoBabe August 3, 2021
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Goonberry

One who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite sex.
Wow, Tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is retarded.
by Rader November 9, 2006
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poonberry

A rare fruit, seeked world-wide. It grows only on the Poon tree found mainly among the islands of Walla-walla in South America. Consumption of the sweet, tangy fruit is said to be the source of an instant orgasm. It is often used to create poontang. A drink which causes the consumer to experience life-like hallucinations involving fantasies, often sexual.
Look! It's the rare poonberry, I would give my left foot for that poonberry!
by Poontang Princess May 15, 2007
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