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Pookish is a way that someone txts, this includes misspelling words, making someone get really confused on what they are trying to say, and typing like an 80 year old man.
“What in the world was he even trying to text?! I can’t understand any of it!!”
Oh he must have been txting in pookish”
pookish by Quietandpeacefull July 2, 2019
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*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*
Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish
Poofish by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009
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adj. one that feels bad; a term to describe something that isn't very good. Commonly used sarcastically.
This St. Nick's Shastas is pretty poopish.

You work today? That's pretty poopish.
poopish by Jodans February 5, 2008

Poopishment

Its a punishment where parents call Punishment-n-Ready Co. and they come and give you a Poopishment. They strap you down to your bed and release anal fluids such as a shart or poop on your face.
Did you hear Jimmy got caught trying to sneak out of his house last night?

No

Well his parents called Punishment-n-Ready and they ordered a Poopishment.

I feel so bad for Jimmy..
Poopishment by TropicThunder19 June 30, 2009
The act of punishing someone with poo.
I hate that kid in my math class so I pooped in a glass jar and threw it on his driveway. Later that night I lit a bag of dog poo on fire and left it on his doorstep. He got poonished.
Poonish by No Amnesty June 25, 2007
adjective; synonym to shitty, crappy, etc.

anything that happens and you don't like the outcome; anything like or resembling fecal matter
"your full house beat my flush! that's poopish."
poopish by porkrind February 6, 2008
Being of Jewish cyber punks.
Oy, vey lets the this cyber shoa started my ponkish denizens.
ponkish by Horrorplums May 29, 2015
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