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I feeling of discomfort in your face, to the point that your eyes bulge and your face crumbles up.
"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
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A feeling that expresses by dilating pupils of the eyes whereas covering the nose and mouth with multiple fingers.
This pill won't make you ponnish
I feel ponnish
Ponnish by penguindefinition December 4, 2021

ponisher 

A sexual position where the guy pulls the girl to the edge of the bed with her legs up by his shoulders while he remains standing and gives it to her pretty good.
"Tonight is the night when I'm gonna give her the ponisher."
"You should pull out and blow into a tissue to help us make that cumduck after giving her the ponisher."
ponisher by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008
Pookish is a way that someone txts, this includes misspelling words, making someone get really confused on what they are trying to say, and typing like an 80 year old man.
“What in the world was he even trying to text?! I can’t understand any of it!!”
“Oh he must have been txting in pookish”
pookish by Quietandpeacefull July 2, 2019
The feeling of knowing what to say, but not having the words to express it.
"I think I have a crush on you"
"Uhh.. uhm.. uhh..."
In this example, person 2 wants to say something along the lines of "I like you too", but cannot form a sentence to say it. They are ponnished.
Ponnish by disintegr8ed July 13, 2023

Porkish Hen 

So ugly, you would have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Friend: What did she look like? Me: Porkish Hen
Porkish Hen by Bob Shepherd August 25, 2006
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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