Poo-flakes 

also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.

Poo-flakes by coazeau July 29, 2012

poo flakes 

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.

"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"

poo flakes by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009

poo flakes 

Invisible residue present after farting.

So I ate brussels sprouts and farted in my bed the other night, and it still smells like farts; there must be a lot of poo flakes stuck to it.

poo flakes by Raven__ June 14, 2016

cat poo flakes 

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes

cat poo flakes by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

poopflakes 

See Andrew H. meaning or pertaining to the act of farting underwater with consequences!

Circa: 1977 bathing in bath tub with brother. Bubble bubble.

Brother: Whoops! I farted!
Us: Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Me: What the!!!!
Us: GET OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! Poopflakes

poopflakes by Heavy Deeeeeeeeeeee February 6, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019