Poohlates 

Pilates exercises that make you have to poop.

poohlates always leads to a double-flusher

Poohlates by Li'l Crohnsie July 10, 2010

pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

poolates by Difose October 16, 2008

Pooplate 

Shit. Just...shit.

Girl (to boy): Uhh.. Will you date me?

Boy: Da fuck? No, your face is pooplate.

Pooplate by popeandcockrocks October 4, 2011

polates 

Originating in edinburgh, polates are weed infused coffees. The term combines po and cafe latte.
A slightly softer sibling of the caramel crachiatto and the L.S.Dresso.
Often used at the end of a message to suggest that two people meet up for the purpose of drinking them.

Ricardo, where have you been?
I'm feeling stressed out but need perking up aswell...

Polates?

polates by Diddiodopolis January 12, 2009