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toodnoodler 

A person of either sex that is that is clearly not gay or acting gay. Yet they show no intrest or desire for someone of the opposite sex.
Walt is such a toodnoodler. He knows Yolanda is in love with him, but he won't even talk to her. Let alone date her.

I really like Oscar, but when he tried to kiss me I puked on him. I think I am becoming a toodnoodler.
toodnoodler by deezey September 5, 2007

hoodoodling 

Have you been hoodoodling lately?
hoodoodling by lee munch December 13, 2009

headnoodle 

A stupid ass teenager who is cool but get on your nerves sometimes
He’s a headnoodle but he’s my bro
headnoodle by poddy.cc December 5, 2019

Hoodoodled 

She told you she wasn’t talking to anyone else? You’ve been Hoodoodled
Hoodoodled by _Doc_Brown_ February 8, 2022

hopdoodle 

an overly Idiosyncratic person that you wish would just leave you alone
Charlie is such a hopdoodle, why can't he just leave me alone
hopdoodle by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

hoenoodle 

That one noodle in pasta that's extra saucy and slips around too much
This damn hoenoodle is to hard to eat
hoenoodle by The pajamas December 11, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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