poo moo

when you have extremely bad breath, when your breath stinks of shit.

The two boys squared up to fight...
Jimmy:come on then you fucking dick!
Hamish:Holy shit, get away from me, you have poo moo!

by doyouwantit May 26, 2010

Moo Poo

Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.

Or

My sister

Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?

No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.

by djcrimp December 25, 2008

Moo Poo

The polite way of saying bullshit

Dude1: I can tell by the way that Jenny said it, that it was totally Moo Poo....
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'

by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 13, 2005

Poo Mood

When somebody is in a bad mood. It's crappy, it's nasty, it's poo.

Tim: How was your day at work?
Helena: It was crap!! We hardly got anything done!

Tim: So your in a poo mood then?

Helena: Yep
Tim: That sounds really shitty

Tim: How was your day at work?
Helena: It was crap!! We hardly got anything done!

Tim: So your in a poo mood then?

Helena: Yep
Tim: That sounds really shitty

by NayDD September 3, 2016

poo moon

A poo moon is what happens when someone sticks their finger up someone's ass and there is poo that lodges into the nail at the tip of the finger forming a crescent shape.

The poo moon is a method to test to see if the coast is clear for anal entry. One sticks the finger in the ass, pulls it out and looks for poo that may have lodged into the cresecent part of the nail at the tip of the finger. This is called the poo-moon and is a general indication that anal entry is not at this time deemed a wise thing to do.

by Petra Saraswati August 27, 2012

mookin poo

The great sensation of being relieved after defecating when earlier one had a massive stomach ache.

I was so glad to finally experience mookin poo after suffering all day from having to shit so bad.

by Ashley March 4, 2005

mooky poo

A silly or rambunctious person. One who finds humor in words like muffin, corn, pookie, fart and woobagoobie. These individuals may show signs of social segregation due to extremely odd behavior and therefore tend to stick together as a pack of mooky poos.

-"That guy is such a mooky poo."
-"What a bunch of mooky poos."

by McLettuceHead September 12, 2009