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Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.

Or

My sister
Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?

No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
Moo Poo by djcrimp December 25, 2008
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The polite way of saying bullshit
Dude1: I can tell by the way that Jenny said it, that it was totally Moo Poo....
Dude2: For god sake man, whats wrong with the word 'bullshit?????'

Poo Mood 

When somebody is in a bad mood. It's crappy, it's nasty, it's poo.

Tim: How was your day at work?
Helena: It was crap!! We hardly got anything done!

Tim: So your in a poo mood then?

Helena: Yep
Tim: That sounds really shitty
Tim: How was your day at work?
Helena: It was crap!! We hardly got anything done!

Tim: So your in a poo mood then?

Helena: Yep
Tim: That sounds really shitty
Poo Mood by NayDD September 3, 2016

poo moon 

A poo moon is what happens when someone sticks their finger up someone's ass and there is poo that lodges into the nail at the tip of the finger forming a crescent shape.
The poo moon is a method to test to see if the coast is clear for anal entry. One sticks the finger in the ass, pulls it out and looks for poo that may have lodged into the cresecent part of the nail at the tip of the finger. This is called the poo-moon and is a general indication that anal entry is not at this time deemed a wise thing to do.
poo moon by Petra Saraswati August 27, 2012

mookin poo

The great sensation of being relieved after defecating when earlier one had a massive stomach ache.
I was so glad to finally experience mookin poo after suffering all day from having to shit so bad.
mookin poo by Ashley March 4, 2005
A silly or rambunctious person. One who finds humor in words like muffin, corn, pookie, fart and woobagoobie. These individuals may show signs of social segregation due to extremely odd behavior and therefore tend to stick together as a pack of mooky poos.
-"That guy is such a mooky poo."
-"What a bunch of mooky poos."
mooky poo by McLettuceHead September 12, 2009
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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