Definitions by djcrimp

Moo Poo

Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.

Or

My sister

Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?

No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.

Moo Poo by djcrimp December 25, 2008