ponot 

Being so dyslexic or just plain stupid that you are unable to pronounce “peanut butter”

Bennett : I’m eating a peanut butter sandwich right now
Jenna: no you’re not, I know you’re allergic to ponot butter
Bennett: why do I still even try to talk to you

ponot by LemonPopLord February 7, 2021

malama pono 

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.

Malama pono my friend, until we met again.

malama pono by oceancats April 19, 2017

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontiac Syndrome 

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

Pontiac Syndrome by chingaleta December 31, 2008

Ponthea

A Persian name which is given to beautiful daughter. It means goddess of beauty and sincerity. She will eventually grow up into a sexy beautiful woman

Mother) I’m going to name my daughter Ponthea
Father) I love that name, what does it mean
Mother) goddess of beauty
Father) where did you learn that name?
Mother) from this wonderful post on Urban Dictionary

Ponthea by pontheaaaaaahhhh March 2, 2019

Pontent 

When a Just Chatting Twitch streamer stares at boobs and buttholes for 4 hours, then does 3 roulettes and calls it a day.

Today was a great day for Pontent.

Pontent by Wedigar October 25, 2022

Camp Pontiac 

$14k a year sleepaway camp for JAPPY girls from NY. Girls at this camp can be seen wearing golden goose (ggdb) hard tails, sugar lips, the camp spot apparel, aviator nation, free city, Cartier and van cleef. You'll only fit in if you're JAPPY and have been there for years. Boys on the other hand only play lacrosse and hockey and have massive egos. Kids at camp hookup every night with the opposite gender by sneaking out.

Oh she is really jappy, she must go to Camp Pontiac

Camp Pontiac by BLOBFISH12348 February 9, 2021