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ponktacology 

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the science of getting a toddler a little bit drunk
I'm a scientist specializing in ponktacology.
ponktacology by impracticaljokersFAN! August 26, 2017
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Ponktacology 

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The science cof getting a toddler just a little bit drunk
I'm studying ponktacology in college
Ponktacology by Onenugg June 23, 2019
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ponktacology 

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The science of getting a toddler just a little bit drunk
I've been studying ponktacology with my nephews.
ponktacology by Pittsburgh_Girl45 August 25, 2017
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Ponctacologhy 

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The study of getting a toddler a little bit drugged.
"Did you go to college"
"I did! I went to the University of Illinois and i have a masters in ponctacologhy
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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