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Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.
Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....

Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?
ponomo by TelynAgain July 25, 2009
Words you can keep
An inmate's status when he gets money put on his commissary account.
Sly: The large loser put money on my books!
Cellie: Lara? Though you were done with her.
Sly: I am, but I'm ponomo, bro!
ponomo by TonilynnAgain December 8, 2019
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A cute kitty cat, small dog or baby. To gain 'ponom' status is quite difficult. Rosie is the ultimate ponom, especially when her pupils are large and in charge. This word was created by Alice and Kathy. It is spreading like wildfire. For the record, rodents can NEVER be ponoms. Never.
Aww look at da ponommmm" "What a ponom yawn!" "Look at that ponom stretch" "... hey ponom.
Ponom by CoolPerson1234 July 4, 2010
humor or jokes that revolve around poop. Usually of an immature nature.
Amy is a sucker for poomor
poomor by Mel Torment January 27, 2008
To get raped in any kind of video game, especially Halo.
We're gonna poomoss you 50-20.
Poomoss by BIGFOOTxx November 8, 2007

ponocome 

i ponocome you
ponocome by davidzzz1999 July 1, 2017

Pornomotive 

Davids love of trucks is so deep, he calls his auto parts catalog his pornomotive magazine.
Pornomotive by Lizzy1966 June 25, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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