TelynAgain's definitions

jealass

Combining jealous and ass. A person (typically bitter, hateful female) who goes out of their way to make offensive remarks or to call another put-down names when they have never talked to them.

Bitter Bertha: Rachet you having a BEAUTIFUL day?

Sweet face, banging body: happy Andrea; who's working at the Leading Fashionista Hot-Spot - looks up and smiles.

Bitter Bertha with face so twisted up she could make a plastic surgeon a rich man, snarls: I'm talking to you, you dumb ass douche.

Andrea: Oooh, don't be jealass, I'll help you next.

by TelynAgain February 8, 2014

stewpat

An totally stupid act that affects your career and how people think of you.

Kristen Stewart's STUPID cheating on Robert Patterson statement: "I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry,"

ME: Now that was stewpat, trampire!

by TelynAgain August 19, 2012

rehave

After committing to being booze and drug-free someone picks-up again.

Matt: Karen hasn't shown up for work again!

Dana: She's in rehave.

Jody: DUH.. You think????

by TelynAgain March 4, 2010

madadude

Combo of mad and attitude with a slant on dude! Angry honorable man's attiitude about drug dealers, child abusers and lazy assholes. Generally angry and unhappy with a sleazy approach to life, character and moral weakness.

Ed: Man, did you see Rocky go off on that guy that was begging?

Angela: Yeah, DUH...it's his madadude coming out. He'll go for the windshield guy but healthy and asking for bucks, plez!

by TelynAgain September 5, 2009

hissgust

Combo of hiss and disgust. Sound one makes when there skin is crawling because of someone or someone's action.

Scarey Carey: Before I got here I tipped over some old bitch in a wheelchair and stole her purse.

Me:AAAAGGGH, YUCK (hissgust sounds) Later loser boozer slut.

by TelynAgain September 5, 2009

lessofus

Person or group that are are make no contribution to society,useless parasites or psycho predators that harm others because they can.

Dean: Let's roll by the Shady Brothers spot and check it out.

Mike: What the hell you talking 'bout I don't run with lessofus losers.

by TelynAgain July 25, 2009

ponomo

Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.

Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....

Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?

by TelynAgain July 25, 2009