TelynAgain's definitions
Combining jealous and ass. A person (typically bitter, hateful female) who goes out of their way to make offensive remarks or to call another put-down names when they have never talked to them.
Bitter Bertha: Rachet you having a BEAUTIFUL day?
Sweet face, banging body: happy Andrea; who's working at the Leading Fashionista Hot-Spot - looks up and smiles.
Bitter Bertha with face so twisted up she could make a plastic surgeon a rich man, snarls: I'm talking to you, you dumb ass douche.
Andrea: Oooh, don't be jealass, I'll help you next.
Sweet face, banging body: happy Andrea; who's working at the Leading Fashionista Hot-Spot - looks up and smiles.
Bitter Bertha with face so twisted up she could make a plastic surgeon a rich man, snarls: I'm talking to you, you dumb ass douche.
Andrea: Oooh, don't be jealass, I'll help you next.
by TelynAgain February 8, 2014
Get the jealassmug. Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.
Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....
Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?
Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?
by TelynAgain July 25, 2009
Get the ponomomug. Louie: Git the money from MaryLou, she ain't got no game.
Friend: Ahhh, that's low. She's a straight-up dip trick.
or
Sally: Here's comes dip trick.
Friend: I'd take him if his dick or wallet was as big as his ego.
Friend: Ahhh, that's low. She's a straight-up dip trick.
or
Sally: Here's comes dip trick.
Friend: I'd take him if his dick or wallet was as big as his ego.
by TelynAgain June 24, 2008
Get the dip trickmug. Combo of mad and attitude with a slant on dude! Angry honorable man's attiitude about drug dealers, child abusers and lazy assholes. Generally angry and unhappy with a sleazy approach to life, character and moral weakness.
Ed: Man, did you see Rocky go off on that guy that was begging?
Angela: Yeah, DUH...it's his madadude coming out. He'll go for the windshield guy but healthy and asking for bucks, plez!
Angela: Yeah, DUH...it's his madadude coming out. He'll go for the windshield guy but healthy and asking for bucks, plez!
by TelynAgain September 5, 2009
Get the madadudemug. by TelynAgain March 4, 2010
Get the rehavemug. derv: invent
Sarcastic rating used to deplete someone's excitement about something they found about or that's been around for a long time.
To acknowledge a obvious falsehood.
Fat person raging.
Sarcastic rating used to deplete someone's excitement about something they found about or that's been around for a long time.
To acknowledge a obvious falsehood.
Fat person raging.
BettyLou: I left my bottle of designer water in the freezer and it turned into ice!
Response: Thanks for the chinvent.
SmarkyMarky: So anyway, after I turned pro I picked up Paris in my Corvette.
Response: You're quite the chinventor!
BIGBERTHA: I'm SICK&TIRED ({!#xx#) sick and tired of buying cheap clothes that RIPPPP (whew)
Reply: Settle down you're having a chinvention.
Response: Thanks for the chinvent.
SmarkyMarky: So anyway, after I turned pro I picked up Paris in my Corvette.
Response: You're quite the chinventor!
BIGBERTHA: I'm SICK&TIRED ({!#xx#) sick and tired of buying cheap clothes that RIPPPP (whew)
Reply: Settle down you're having a chinvention.
by TelynAgain June 28, 2007
Get the chinventmug. Combo of hiss and disgust. Sound one makes when there skin is crawling because of someone or someone's action.
Scarey Carey: Before I got here I tipped over some old bitch in a wheelchair and stole her purse.
Me:AAAAGGGH, YUCK (hissgust sounds) Later loser boozer slut.
Me:AAAAGGGH, YUCK (hissgust sounds) Later loser boozer slut.
by TelynAgain September 5, 2009
Get the hissgustmug.