homance

A silly illusion of a relationship with a chix that is using a guy to benefit herself.
Don: Lydia really likes me.
Ed: Lydia the stripper, dude she likes your dollars. You're in a homance.
by TelynAgain December 03, 2008
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ponomo

Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.
Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....

Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?
by TelynAgain July 26, 2009
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dip trick

Victim with quality, traits or lack of experience that makes getting over easy.
Louie: Git the money from MaryLou, she ain't got no game.
Friend: Ahhh, that's low. She's a straight-up dip trick.
or
Sally: Here's comes dip trick.
Friend: I'd take him if his dick or wallet was as big as his ego.
by TelynAgain June 04, 2007
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jealass

Combining jealous and ass. A person (typically bitter, hateful female) who goes out of their way to make offensive remarks or to call another put-down names when they have never talked to them.
Bitter Bertha: Rachet you having a BEAUTIFUL day?

Sweet face, banging body: happy Andrea; who's working at the Leading Fashionista Hot-Spot - looks up and smiles.

Bitter Bertha with face so twisted up she could make a plastic surgeon a rich man, snarls: I'm talking to you, you dumb ass douche.

Andrea: Oooh, don't be jealass, I'll help you next.
by TelynAgain February 09, 2014
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rehave

After committing to being booze and drug-free someone picks-up again.
Matt: Karen hasn't shown up for work again!

Dana: She's in rehave.

Jody: DUH.. You think????
by TelynAgain March 04, 2010
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lessofus

Person or group that are are make no contribution to society,useless parasites or psycho predators that harm others because they can.
Dean: Let's roll by the Shady Brothers spot and check it out.

Mike: What the hell you talking 'bout I don't run with lessofus losers.
by TelynAgain July 26, 2009
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madadude

Combo of mad and attitude with a slant on dude! Angry honorable man's attiitude about drug dealers, child abusers and lazy assholes. Generally angry and unhappy with a sleazy approach to life, character and moral weakness.
Ed: Man, did you see Rocky go off on that guy that was begging?

Angela: Yeah, DUH...it's his madadude coming out. He'll go for the windshield guy but healthy and asking for bucks, plez!
by TelynAgain September 05, 2009
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