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A cute kitty cat, small dog or baby. To gain 'ponom' status is quite difficult. Rosie is the ultimate ponom, especially when her pupils are large and in charge. This word was created by Alice and Kathy. It is spreading like wildfire. For the record, rodents can NEVER be ponoms. Never.
Aww look at da ponommmm" "What a ponom yawn!" "Look at that ponom stretch" "... hey ponom.
Ponom by CoolPerson1234 July 4, 2010
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A ponom is an excpetionally cute and adorable small mamal, while generally used on dogs and cats it can be applied on animals such as otters, praire dogs and badgers. Only, however if they reach the exceptional level of cuteness required to achieve ponom status.

Rosie, while a contender for ultimate ponom, only fake ponom experts consider her the outright ultimate, due to the large number of contenders un-evaluated.
woah, look at that cat! what a ponom, much more so then Rosie...

Jill and Ahmed adopted a cat, it was such a widdwe ponom!
Ponom by PonomMaster October 15, 2010
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malama pono 

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.
Malama pono my friend, until we met again.
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Bologna ponymen 

Bologna ponymen dress like cowboy Mount each other off into the mountains when jerking get hard
Is bologna ponymen so hard
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Poom Poom Burger 

I ate the poom poom burger last night.
Poom Poom Burger by QwikieKissit April 14, 2015
A mindset of typically the older generation that could almost be seen as cult-like.

People who stand by Polomnism believe that there should be an all-seeing eye which will make sure that the word is ran in the most optimal way possible, and anything going off that course would be instantly destroyed by the all-seeing eye.

The all-seeing eye would also have a system where the system would calculate what field a person would add the most to so that no human resources are wasted on people trying to accomplish something they can't or not reaching their full potential because of some kid who is only in the position that they are because of people who they know.
Polom: If someone does something bad they should be shamed for it and punished by The all-seeing eye so that humanity can cure world hunger and bring peace to our planet.

Tanner: That's some pretty PogO Polomnism take there Polom.
Polomnism by YouLookedPogO July 3, 2021

Penomniscient 

Someone who knows a lot academicly. Being (really) school smart, also known as nerdy. Not a know-it-all but a know-it-most.
Teacher: 55
Geek: Uh? look at my clothes, I'm smart.
Teacher:71
Nerd A (with stylish clothes): Aw man! that is the worst grade I got so far. At least I don't have to repeat the grade like that geek.
Nerd B: Wow! You're penomniscient!
Dumbshits: Hahahaha! (snickers under their breath).
Penomniscient by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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