ponio 

A person entitled to the word ponio means that they are a huge fan of basketball.

My friend is such a ponio.
You know David? Yea, he's such a ponio.

ponio by Man of the Urban July 24, 2019

malama pono 

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.

Malama pono my friend, until we met again.

malama pono by oceancats April 19, 2017

Pongoes 

British slang dating from the mid to late nineteenth century, meaning soldiers. Soldiers were not popular at this time as Kipling’s poem Tommy shows (Barrack Room Ballads 1892). The word itself stems from expressions used by comedians in theatres and music halls to get a cheap laugh. The two that are most commonly quoted are "where the army goes the pong goes", or “when the wind blows the pong goes”, pong meaning smell. This quickly became pongoes meaning soldiers plural and pongo meaning an individual. Another possible explanation is that the soldiers were being likened to a large, hairy, smelly ape called a pongo. The expression is still in use today although not common, confined mainly to those who saw service in World War II or Korea (very few now) or who did National Service in Britain while this was still compulsory.

Ambulance chasing lawyers, seeking compensation for terrorists, still see soldiers as pongoes.

Pongoes by AKACroatalin September 9, 2016

Shit House Polio 

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.

I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

Shit House Polio by Mustard King April 1, 2010

Shitter's Polio 

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

Shitter's Polio by souperpig November 4, 2009

Pofiooz 

Persian for asshole or prick. Usually used for cussing in serious situations and it's not taken as a friendly term.

Have you heard of David ? That pofiooz still owes me a hundred bucks.

Pofiooz by PersianNigga August 15, 2018

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

Outhouse Polio by Joemammy January 18, 2015