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Pooicide
When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.
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pongicide • Pooicide • penicide • phonicide • bongicide • Dongicide • Panicide • phoneicide • Poicider • Pongfidence
Pongfidence
"Jason's pongfidence was high after winning 3 rounds. His pongfidence was lost quickly in the semi-finals when he puked on his friends' girlfriend he had been trying to get with. Then he lost the round."
"Bro we gotta get the table, like I've got some mad good pongfidence going, bro."
(Bro to his bro about his pongfident spirit)
"Bro we gotta get the table, like I've got some mad good pongfidence going, bro."
(Bro to his bro about his pongfident spirit)
Pongfidence by MBucher May 19, 2009
Porkicide
Porkicide by bartyjoe from the land of sand September 24, 2009
penicide
Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.
"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
penicide by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009
Phonicide
When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Martin: Did you check the battery?
Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.
Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Phonicide by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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