pongicide

When you slay all the cups in cup pong

I just committed mad pongicide at the cup pong tournament last night

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Pooicide

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Pongfidence

How good you are feeling about your ability to play beer pong, and win.

"Jason's pongfidence was high after winning 3 rounds. His pongfidence was lost quickly in the semi-finals when he puked on his friends' girlfriend he had been trying to get with. Then he lost the round."

"Bro we gotta get the table, like I've got some mad good pongfidence going, bro."
(Bro to his bro about his pongfident spirit)

by MBucher May 19, 2009

Porkicide

Killer Sex

Last night I performed the ancient art of porkicide on my girlfriend and boy do I feel good.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand September 24, 2009

penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

Phonicide

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.

Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...

by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014

Porcicide

The systematic killing off of pigs in large numbers.

With no cases of swine flu reported in Egypt to date, officials from both the UN and the World Health Organization have condemned Egypt’s porcicide as a drastic overreaction

by Lynxx May 7, 2009