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Phonicide 

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.
Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...
Phonicide by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014
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phonocide 

When A person(usually teenager) cracks their own phone screen on purpose.
Person 1: Hey did you hear lists' phone cracked

Person 2:Really didn't she get it yesterday

Person 1: yea but it wasn't the 5s so she committed phonocide to get another one
phonocide by SteveAzard November 12, 2013

phonicide 

Like homocide or suicide, where you kill something, just towards phones.
Dude 1: "Man, I accidentally washed my phone with my clothes again! That's the fourth time!"

Dude 2: "What a phonicide."

pongicide 

When you slay all the cups in cup pong
I just committed mad pongicide at the cup pong tournament last night
pongicide by anonymous June 8, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026