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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
Related Words
ponane Ponaney ponage poonaner Ponani punane ponine punaners Poane ponana
A phonetic spelling of the word "pwn," commonly used online.
Guy 1: "I poane in Call of Duty"
Guy 2: "You mean pwn?"
Guy 1: "Same thing, it's a phonetic spelling"
Poane by Thompsoning June 26, 2016

poonaner 

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.
Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!
poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006
Pusssyyyyyy !
Ponani is pussyyyyy
Ponani by dick218 July 30, 2011
look at my punane
punane by mandy November 9, 2003