pronounced ( pooh - na - knee )
1. Panini Bread, the kind you eat.
2. The manly discreate way to say pussy. Derived from Panini Bread. Ponani is hot and served with two buns.
Kyle, You get some ponani?
How's your ponani Amy?
Her ponani was like a brillo pad.
MEANING 2:
Female Ejaculation
When your/their *PUNANI/ **PUNANY is drenched with anticipation or gushing due to ultimate satisfaction.
* Punani- Hawaiian slang for vagina or vulva, derived from the Hawaiian word “puanani” meaning “beautiful flower”.
**Punany- Term used in India and in Jamaican Patois. In the Kama Sutra the word is used in reference to the female genitalia, and commonly used in north India. In the early 20th century, Indian workers in the Caribbean, passed their vernacular on to the locals. (which included words like "Ganja").
(Goto www.PunaniTsunami.com for continued research and development.)
“Hobrah, we get choke wahine, it's like Punani Tsunami ova hea! They ready and they like oof!”
“I want you so bad, its making my Punani Tsunami down there!"
“ After having his harem in there you’ll need at least a snorkel, goggles and a flotation device...it's like a Punani Tsunami just came through!”
The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.