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A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.
My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!
Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul
Wow this jello has so much ploopage!
ploopage by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022
The worst word you can possibly say to anyone or anything.
Gregory: Ploopy.

Manny: WAHGRSFCKEGIOWLO5IYIVP29TUYOCQXYQERGUYYFGCRGLIWL4O8T8%*%!?WILIU@V*OWT ÙOIDB
Ploopy by mgxfqbkuygrfz December 7, 2019
A Jew with the face of a monkey who enjoys marbles up their ass while riding a Jacksonian Gorilla Hop-Along race car set, with independent rear lamps with built in "yaawl-coontrol" biscuit bakers, down a steep embankment with wet grass in Jersey Flats, Florida, followed closely by Gene Hackman in a Louis-Vuitton suitcase with Tight-Grip Action wheels and brakes and Bowser's Brand mini-piston engine brandishing a sword-cane pulling Tracy Chapman on an 1980's skateboard via a neon green jump rope tossing Bacardi and Elmer's glue filled water balloons at schoolchildren and passers-by with an average age of 23 years-young passing by a Dorito's truck driven by Dr. Thomas Fahey who inadvertently spills hot coffee on his nads because he swerved to avoid the monkey-faced Jew followed by Gene Hackman and Tracy Chapman and the throng of alcohol-soaked, glue-dripping kids chasing them.
Duncan: "I don't know about you, Jason, but I feel like a polop today. I've got this weird feeling I'm going to be chased today--"

Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"

Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"
polop by Squirrelman-J March 30, 2008
When you take a poop, but the length of the feces is longer than average. Therefore its considered a "Pooop"
I just took a really lengthy poop. Must of been a pooop.
pooop by FilmCraftProductions May 22, 2014
1) A word used in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (By Manny).

2) The noise when your crap hits the toilet.
1)
Manny: "Hi Ploopy!"

Greg: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

2)*Grunt* PLOOPY!
Ploopy by J3553ROCKS April 15, 2009
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