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The pole on which rise’s gf dances naked to amuse the boys for da stonks
Gay having affair with rise gf : yo babe ( rise gf ) whatcha doin?
Rise gf : I’m dancing naked on da poles .. wanna join me?
Rise: Enjoy

poles before holes 

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.
Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

poles itchin 

basically when you are itchin to use your pole
"the opps are instigating, get me my strap rn asf"

"ong, poles itchin" -ian kim
poles itchin by kevuhh May 12, 2022

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy
me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

All poles no holes 

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.
Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

up them poles 

To pull out, or raise ones firearms. As either a threat or with the intent to kill.
if they aint got that money, we up them poles
up them poles by SexualDemon July 26, 2016