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The pole on which rise’s gf dances naked to amuse the boys for da stonks
Gay having affair with rise gf : yo babe ( rise gf ) whatcha doin?
Rise gf : I’m dancing naked on da poles .. wanna join me?
Rise: Enjoy

poles before holes 

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.
Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
poles before holes by Angelacia July 16, 2007

poles itchin 

basically when you are itchin to use your pole
"the opps are instigating, get me my strap rn asf"

"ong, poles itchin" -ian kim
poles itchin by kevuhh May 12, 2022

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy
me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

All poles no holes 

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.
Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

up them poles 

To pull out, or raise ones firearms. As either a threat or with the intent to kill.
if they aint got that money, we up them poles
up them poles by SexualDemon July 26, 2016
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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