Poleser
Portmanteau of Polish chaser. Someone who exclusively dates Polish people. They go out of their way to find and rizz up Polish people.
Poleser by munchboxmuncher November 6, 2024
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Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"
Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"
Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"
Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
pokéserved by k795 July 27, 2016
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Fred Poeser
Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
Fred Poeser by Phymon May 6, 2018
Joe Polser
Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Joe Polser by Blake Boren October 8, 2019
Joe Polser
Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.
Joe Polser by Blake Boren October 8, 2019
Poeser
A person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. The "Poe" comes from the OG (Original Gothic), Edgar Allan Poe.
Goth Kid: "Hey, check out that new guy! He looks like one of us."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."
Poeser by TheGrizzlyMig August 15, 2014
Child Polester
Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.
Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"
Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester
Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then
Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester
Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then
Child Polester by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009