polarbert 

A person who is great.

Your a polarbert. That man is a polarbert.

polarbert by Robert Kennedy July 8, 2006

polarbearism 

A mild form of paranoid schizophrenia. Mostly harmless.

The patient exhibited polarbearism by continuing his delusional rants against the international right-wing cabal of invisible pixies despite a lack of evidence for their existance

polarbearism by A right-thinking pixie November 29, 2004

polarbear 

A white bear living in the northern hemisphere. Mostly common on the North pole.

omfg!!! A polarbear!!

polarbear by Naitso April 2, 2011

polarbear 

a rave name for the coolest person you will ever meet;
typically a tall, slightly overweight white person who is awesome in every way.

person 1: "hey do you know polarbear?"

person 2: "of course man, hes fuckin awesome!!!"

person 3: "your right person 2, i wish i was as cool as polarbear"

polarbear by polarbear1036 January 7, 2010

polarbearism 

An obsession with the polar bear at the central park zoo.

Its the 8th time Karolina and Lech visited the polar bear in central park this month, they totally have polarbearism!

polarbearism by Mammals August 29, 2006

Bi-PolarBearManiac 

Is definition for people who behave in a rude, hateful, selfish, crule, mean and conceaded way to the ones they they know and "love".

Person "A" is mentaly sane
Person "B" is Bi-PolarBearManiac
(THE MOOD AT THIS TIME IS RELAXED AND STRESSLESS)
"A" Hi honey, Im kinda hungry are you?
"B" Yeah,
"A" What sounds good?
"B" I dont know, what ever you want.
"A" OK, How about veggie soup and with sandwitch?
"B" Yeah that sounds good to me, Im starved!
"A" Cool, lunch in ten minutes.
(HALF AN HOUR LATER)
"B" Man Im full, that was good.
"A" Yes it was and your welcome, no problem.
"B" Im getting heartburn again, I dont know why you insist on feeding me all this junk all the time! I think you do it on perpus!
("A" IS THINKING WHAT?!! YOU SAID THAT SOUNDS GOOD, AND NOBODY MADE YOU EAT THAT SECOND HELPING!!)
"B" Nagg, Nagg, Nagg its all your fault!!!
"B" Where are my Tumms?
"A" I dont know?
("A" IS THINKING YOU HAD THEM LAST!!)
(NOW THE MOOD IS ANGRY, HATEFUL AND THINGS ARE GETTING SLAMMED AROUND AND SLITELY DAMAGED "A" IS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL BY LOOKING IN PLACES "B" HAS LEFT THEM)
"A" Here they are.
("A" IS THINKING "B" WOULD BE THANKFULL, BUT NO!! "B" RESPONDS BY SAYING.)
"B" NEXT TIME YOU BETTER NOT LOSE THEM!!!)
"A" WHAT!!
"B" You head me!! Ill- X&*O:@%**!!! your ass!!!
(NOW "A" FEELS LIKE THEY WERE JUST ATACTED BY A
BI-BOLARBEARMANIAC AND THAT IS UGLY!!! AND FOR WHAT MAKEING LUNCH FOR "B" WHO TOTALY AGREED WITH EVERYTHING "B" WAS ASKED.)
"A" Im going in the other room to get away form your yelling ass!
(LESS THAN 20 MINUTES LATER, "B" WALKS INTO THE ROOM AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED."A" IS THINKING NOW WHAT.. YOU UNGREATFUL PEICE O SHIT!)
"B" ('in the sweetest little way says...')
"B" What are you doin..???
"A" Just trying to bring my heart rate, blood preasure and stress level down!
"B" O. OK
(BY NOW THE MOOD HAS CALMED DOWN. "A" WANTS TO GO OFF ON "B" BUT KNOWS IN THE END ITS BETTER TO JUST KEEP THE PEACE.)
"B" I kind got a sweet tooth, What do we have thats sweet?
"A" Nothing.
"A" 'with a sweet little smile...'

Bi-PolarBearManiac by Keepin My Cool March 5, 2008

polarbearing 

The act of two large animals engaging in hugging, cuddling and snuggling

My wife and I went polarbearing last night and it was glorious

polarbearing by osteotomy April 7, 2009