2 definitions by adambomb9

update rape

Whenever a computer updates itself constantly and you either repeatedly tell it "remind me later" or "don't update" and the computer continues updating itself anyway

Man 1: My laptop keeps updating even though I tell it no

Man 2: Dude, you're being update raped

by adambomb9 November 19, 2010

pokeality

The act of having sex with a pokemon; masturbating to a pokemon

Justin: Dude, I think that Nidoqueen is sexy

Channing: Gross! You're into pokeality!

Adam: All I gotta say is watch out for Nidoqueen's Earthquake

Justin: No worries, I know Hypnosis

by adambomb9 March 28, 2011