brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

Exkegation Delegation

Frat boys in line for beer at a kegger -all of whom consider it their 'duty' to drain the keg.

Jenny: "Are all those guys in line waiting for the bathroom?"

Carol: "Nope, that's the Exkegation Delegation" waiting for their beer."

by BuffDudeTotally December 30, 2013

Trumpstapo

The all but Incognito federal agents nabbing and detaining people without probable cause or warrant often not even identifying themselves.

That poor guy was doing absolutely nothing wrong, and yet he was taken in by the Trumpstapo!

by BuffDudeTotally July 24, 2020

Preality TV

Supposed reality TV where it is obvious that the situation has been set up ahead of time.

"How come after visiting a pigeon racing speciallist, Barry Weiss from Storage Wars returned to a car that was covered in more bird poop than could ever be real?

"That's Preality TV for you."

by BuffDudeTotally November 14, 2012

wrath-path

Whatever, or whoever, is directly ahead of or in sight of a person in a rage.

George: "Did you see Brian tear into Chet the other day?

Jason: "Yeh man, you definitely want to stay out of Brian's wrath-path, that's for sure"

by BuffDudeTotally March 13, 2014

tricoxagen

A medication Putin had his scientists develop to administer to Olympic lesbian athletes.

"Wow, Putin sure went ballistic over lesbian and gay issues during the Olympics."

"Yeah, he even tried to put the lesbians on Tricoxagen!"

by BuffDudeTotally March 17, 2014

erructile dysfunction

A condition which causes a person to continually belch.

Jay; "Dude, what's up with that guy over there? He hasn't stopped belching since I got here!"

Larry: "Oh that's Chuck, he suffers from erructile dysfunction."

by BuffDudeTotally February 09, 2014