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Pochinka 

A turd, stool, poo, poop, crap of unsatisfactorily small proportions.
Stu: Do you feel better having gone to the bathroom?
Holly: No I strained as hard as I could but only busted out a Pochinka.
Pochinka by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

pokeshiniver 

A monster residing in a pond, lake, ocean or river. Usually goes after 13 year old girls swimming around with noodles.
Leanne cries, "Dylan! Levie! The Pokeshiniver is going to get me! Help!"
pokeshiniver by hellooooooooooo April 19, 2008
To pork a young lady in her flange.
John: "What are you doing tonight?"

Andrew: "I'm going to pokerpink!"
Pokerpink by The "Jor" Don April 26, 2010

pokecheck 

the act of using one's index finger to poke another in the ass, then smelling your finger.
I'm tired of hanging out with Brian, all he does is pokecheck me, and it's really annoying
pokecheck by sports illustrated February 10, 2009

POCHINKI 

A Pubg place with good loot and hell lot of players
ME: Let's go POCHINKI
MA SQUAD: That is a shithole!
POCHINKI by K.A.I.X October 16, 2018

pokethingz 

pokethingz is not just a rly bad ripoff of teh well known pokemon(a wut now?), it has many more of teh luls, including characters which wuld be banned if anyones were dared to oppose it.

characters r based on ppl on RL, mainly in a group of freinds consisting of malik, reece, mariel and hu culd 4get teh loveable, sexually confused persona of faisal (everyone).
person 1: omigod, you read teh new comicz called pokethingz?
person 2: zomg wut? you mean pokemon?
person 1: lul no, u n00b. pokethingz is much betta and has more lulz.
person 2: ah kk
person 3: lols i just read teh comic
pokethingz by Faisal Reza March 8, 2008