Pochinka

A turd, stool, poo, poop, crap of unsatisfactorily small proportions.

Stu: Do you feel better having gone to the bathroom?
Holly: No I strained as hard as I could but only busted out a Pochinka.

by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

Pochunka

A piece of excrement, stool, poop, poo, crap of sizeable proportions.

Louise: Where have you been ?
Nigel: I have been in the bathroom and released a massive pochunka. The local water engineers will be busy for a few weeks.

by Brucesmithsshoeman September 1, 2009

pachinkaponk

To make love to someone
(also known as “pachink”)

I drove to your house early tonight because I couldn’t wait to pachinkaponk you.

We used to pachink to some wonderful erotic Christmas songs during the holidays.

by theemojan October 20, 2020

POCHINKI

A Pubg place with good loot and hell lot of players

ME: Let's go POCHINKI
MA SQUAD: That is a shithole!

by K.A.I.X October 16, 2018

pachinkaponk

To make love to someone
(also known as “pachink”)

I drove to your house early tonight because I couldn’t wait to pachinkaponk you.

We used to pachink to some really great erotic Christmas songs during the holidays.

by theemojan October 20, 2020

Pochinga

The word pochinga (Poe Ching a) is used when someone is being a completely mean person for no apparent reason.

Emma: *takes something from Kadence and won’t give it back*

Kadence: your such a Pochinga >:/

by Joemama72 December 6, 2019

stinky pochinki pinky

When you slap toilet paper on your unwiped ass after forcing a shit out at full speed so you get back to PUBG because your homie says theyre throwing grenades but in the rush to slap the toilet paper on your ass you get a lil poop on your pinky and you get three kills with your pinky sticking out like its fance buts really just gross.

"theyre throwing grenades!"
"Im slappin tp on my ass, im on my way! I got a stinky pochinki pinky"

by swishersncronic August 11, 2018