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a highly elite form of the prestigious game of pingpong, otherwise knownith as the old english highly elite game of table tennis. Usually played in the inner common dungeonous room of the king.
Hey Billybob, do you want to play a nice, ye old game of pingy g?

the shire is holding a game of pingy g down in the courtyard of the abode sir. Would your magistrate allow such humbleith of me to accompany such pingy g as of this.
pingy g by camelliott December 28, 2008
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Him: Well, you got a poiny...
Her: Yes, poiny's are quite good :^))))
Poiny by meme-man May 27, 2018

Pointy Haired Boss 

Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.
"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."

"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."

Pingystrit

Pingystrit is a phenomena often associated with random occurrences and random events. The two words can be related to phenomena, activity or event. The definition of the word is unknown to the vast majority of the human race. Some say that if you spell it out backwards the true meaning of the word is uncovered.
Jeffery: "Wow Monty that pingystrit is so big and hard today!"
Montgomery: "I've seen it, I've seen it! I wish I had strit like that, it's well pingy"
Brenda: "I don't even know what pingy strit is guys! Do tell"
Adolf: "NOBODY knows what pingy strit is"
Pingystrit by Eatda! August 3, 2012

pointy kitty 

actually it was used in the Simpsons when the "pointy kitty" stole "daddys key". Ralph says this when the rat takes the police master key.
That pointy kitty took daddys key
pointy kitty by Shortbusguy44 May 26, 2007

pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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