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Literally "Pointy Haired Boss" as featured in the long running Dilbert cartoons by Scot Adams. The phrase suggests an office manager with above average incompetance, general cluelessness and an ability to prevent anyone else in the office from doing any useful work.

Actual pointy hair is not a requirement for PHBs, but there is strong annecdotal evidence that they will rapidly develop the distinctive hairstyle.
My PHB asked me if the firewall was a serious fire hazard.
by robcraine March 07, 2006
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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PHB means penthouse best.It is written on walls by a crew of teenagers,as a graffiti.
Guy:Man,who drew a PHB graffiti on the wall???

Guy 2:Those nine graders from the crew,who else.
by foursouls1 May 06, 2009
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one of the meanings of PHB is "paint house best"It is usually written on the walls,as a graffiti by teenagers.
Guy 1:What did those guys write on the school wall yesterday?

Guy 2:PHB,like always.The teachers are going to be pissed off.
by foursouls1 April 26, 2009
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DDPHREAK1: i'm telling you it's a +3 agility!
DDPHREAK2: not it's not! it's +2!
DDPRHEAK3: peace my people. let us consult the almighty PHB
by FUFUFUFU November 14, 2005
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one of the meanings of PHB is "paint house best"It is usually written on the walls,as a graffiti by teenagers.
Guy 1:What did those guys write on the school wall yesterday?

Guy 2:PHB,like always.The teachers are going to be pissed off.
by foursouls1 April 26, 2009
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