master_gopher's definitions

Shondu

The universal scapegoat. And we love him. When you don't know who, blame Shondu. He is also our mascot... red foam, gaffer tape and hot glue = god.

"Who did this??"

"Shondu, Doh."

by master_gopher January 6, 2005

buggeryfudgenuts

Expl.: A mild, generally inoffensive curse, used when something unfortunate happens.

"I just got ripped off! Buggeryfudgenuts!"

by master_gopher January 18, 2005

diff

an unselective and microscopically thorough comparison between two versions of something; comes from the Unix "diff" utility, which gives a list of all the differences between two files.

"First up I'm going to diff the technological advances of the two cultures."

by master_gopher January 17, 2006

Walph

as in Walph the Wonder Wwama. Work it out, you fools!!

"Hi Mr. Wodham"
"Hi Walph..."

by master_gopher January 6, 2005

Bobo

The Elvis Impersonator Cucumber. Those who know, know.
If you don't - FORBIDDEN LITERATURE!! Bobo is too cool for you... unless you find out about him by accident... have fun!

"Bobo week is here!"

by master_gopher January 6, 2005

Pointy Haired Boss

Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.

"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."

"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."

by master_gopher July 1, 2006

Sockmonsteredness

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.

"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"

by master_gopher January 17, 2005