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To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.
*poing* Torg!
poing by Patrick January 10, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
to verb a noun with your noun.

Also, a misspelling of the word point, transformed into sexual innuendo.

Also, penis.
girl: what's your poing??
guy: what's YOUR poing?!?
girl: hmmm i dont think i have a poing...
guy: i could GIVE you a poing...
girl: yeah, i think i need one.
girl i NEEEED one
girl oh YEAH
guy: i'll give it to you, baby.
guy: girl I am going to poing you so hard.
poing by shazbotfoolio February 4, 2010
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To snap and clap in a fluid motion. In rhythm or time.
Bro check this riff out, Dave will play the bass and you poing along with it.
Poing by Jodawg23 August 13, 2009
When a fellow dude at a frat party steals your double red cup full of wocky slush, takes a shit in it, and throws it at an oncoming car on a quiet suburban street.
"Bro, you just got poinged so hard"
"I know, my wocky slush has a bunch of shit in it now."
"Oh fuck, he just threw it at the old ass lady's 2003 Toyota Corolla"
poing by trapstar329 May 14, 2023

poing boing 

The act of having a one night stand with an asian woman
Hey guys, i had a poing boing last night.
poing boing by bunky14 January 26, 2011

GOD-POING 

A person who can't speak English with good grammar.
GOD-POING by lookatme! February 23, 2003

Panty-ping 

The motion of ladies underwear, as they are pulled down and away from the pussy. As the dampness makes the material stick... The "Panty-ping"
I watched her undress and looked forward to that sweet little "Panty-ping" Action.
Panty-ping by MbØt~Mk.II® May 4, 2015
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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