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to verb a noun with your noun.

Also, a misspelling of the word point, transformed into sexual innuendo.

Also, penis.
girl: what's your poing??
guy: what's YOUR poing?!?
girl: hmmm i dont think i have a poing...
guy: i could GIVE you a poing...
girl: yeah, i think i need one.
girl i NEEEED one
girl oh YEAH
guy: i'll give it to you, baby.
guy: girl I am going to poing you so hard.
poing by shazbotfoolio February 4, 2010
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To snap and clap in a fluid motion. In rhythm or time.
Bro check this riff out, Dave will play the bass and you poing along with it.
Poing by Jodawg23 August 13, 2009
When a fellow dude at a frat party steals your double red cup full of wocky slush, takes a shit in it, and throws it at an oncoming car on a quiet suburban street.
"Bro, you just got poinged so hard"
"I know, my wocky slush has a bunch of shit in it now."
"Oh fuck, he just threw it at the old ass lady's 2003 Toyota Corolla"
poing by trapstar329 May 14, 2023

poing boing 

The act of having a one night stand with an asian woman
Hey guys, i had a poing boing last night.
poing boing by bunky14 January 26, 2011

GOD-POING 

A person who can't speak English with good grammar.
GOD-POING by lookatme! February 23, 2003

Panty-ping 

The motion of ladies underwear, as they are pulled down and away from the pussy. As the dampness makes the material stick... The "Panty-ping"
I watched her undress and looked forward to that sweet little "Panty-ping" Action.
Panty-ping by MbØt~Mk.II® May 4, 2015
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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