podsinger 

A person wearing an iPod or MP3 player who is enthusiastically singing along and is intermittently or continually out of key or too loud. Sometimes the vocalization is accompanied by sporadic, jerky dance moves. American Idol wannabes...

Wayne: Hey Erin check out the Podsinger.
Erin: Yup, yup, off key and can't dance either!

podsinger by Karaoke_God December 30, 2008

podinker 

when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.

Guy 1: Yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Yea what did you guys do last night?

Guy 1: She was giving me head and bit me so i gave her a podinker in both eyes.

podinker by deeyenda March 9, 2009

poofinger sushi 

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Henry Pissinger 

The worst secretary of the United States of America.

Henry Pissinger pissed the U.S.A. off before Whorack Hoebama or Hoe Biden did.

Henry Pissinger by GregNelson29 May 27, 2023

posenger

Someone imitating a bike messenger whether through their look, their bike or simple their riding style.

Look at Russell man he is a total Potbelly's posenger...

posenger by A Bike Messenger July 6, 2007

Damien Persinger 

Damien is a very handsome man. He’s he sweetest guy you will ever meet, just don’t love on a cat if you’re dating him or he will never let you live it down. He has curly hair and is very caring about you (not really you lol just me) and will be my future husband. (Unless I marry the cat first.)

“Wow, look at Damien persinger. He’s so cute.”

“Damien Persinger has curly hair!”

“Damien Persinger is jealous because of a cat stealing his woman”

Damien Persinger by AvaxDamienIrl January 18, 2022

Future persinger 

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

Future persinger by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022