FuturePersinger's definitions

Mr. James

The biggest Pimp Daddy in the world. He is also the band director for the Richwood Lumberjack Express.
Anytime he goes anywhere he pimps it up, wearing a suit and tie at any show or game.
He has short thin and spiked hair that you can see right through.
He has a pimped out car from the fucking 1930s or some shit idk

He’s just our pimp daddy forever 🧡🖤

“Wow, look at Mr. James pimping it up!”

“Mr. James is my pimp daddy”

by FuturePersinger February 25, 2022

Ian Fish

Ian fish is a guy named Ian who is holding a fish, and his friends make fun of him for it.

“Omg I edited this pic of Ian fish”
“I’m in the Ian Fish Cult on TikTok”
*chanting* “IAN FISH. IAN FISH. IAN FISH.”

by FuturePersinger February 21, 2022

Future persinger

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

Freakwood highschool

Freakwood highschool is a school in wv known for being extra 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴wood highschool is the most 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 school in the world home to all the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 people and the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 band with the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 band director 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂James.

“Freakwood highschool is extra 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂“
“I love Freakwood highschool”

by FuturePersinger May 10, 2024

Persinger

My future last name :
(Love you Damien <3)

“Persinger is my last name”

“I’m changing my last name to Persinger!”

by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

Pootie pow

A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina

“I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”

by FuturePersinger May 10, 2024

Greg James

The same thing as Mr James

The biggest Pimp Daddy in the world. He is also the band director for the Richwood Lumberjack Express.

Anytime he goes anywhere he pimps it up, wearing a suit and tie at any show or game.

He has short thin and spiked hair that you can see right through.

He has a pimped out car from the fucking 1930s or some shit idk

He’s just our pimp daddy forever 🧡🖤

“Wow, look at Greg James pimping it up!”

“Greg James is my pimp daddy”

by FuturePersinger March 4, 2022