podex

You're a podex!
by Superblade June 23, 2014
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podex

A jaded, spiteful woman who talks trash about her ex's, but stands for nothing. Extension of the word "Pode".
She never stood for anything. She's a jaded podex.
by platonious 7411 December 14, 2015
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absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.
by Dr. Foo May 03, 2010
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Podex perfectus es

Mock-Latin phrase which means "You're a complete asshole." Can be used as a very "cult" insult or to cheat somebody with a faux compliment.
Guy A: I must say "Podex perfectus es"
Guy B: What does it means?
Guy A: You are a very wise and resourceful man.
*What Guy B failed to realize is that Guy A really insulted him big time...*
by Ivlivs Caesar August 19, 2006
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