podex

The Latin word for asshole

You're a podex!

by Superblade June 22, 2014

podex

A jaded, spiteful woman who talks trash about her ex's, but stands for nothing. Extension of the word "Pode".

She never stood for anything. She's a jaded podex.

by platonious 7411 March 23, 2016

Podex perfectus es

Mock-Latin phrase which means "You're a complete asshole." Can be used as a very "cult" insult or to cheat somebody with a faux compliment.

Guy A: I must say "Podex perfectus es"
Guy B: What does it means?
Guy A: You are a very wise and resourceful man.
*What Guy B failed to realize is that Guy A really insulted him big time...*

by Ivlivs Caesar August 19, 2006

absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

by Dr. Foo May 3, 2010

Polex

A peculiar relationship state in which you're not friends, you're not lovers and you're not even buddies,

Polex acts could include declaring you are engaged as a couple to acquire certain benefits not usually available to those non-engaged couples.

"Hey don't you think Alex and Polly are acting a little polex around each other?"

by user5426 May 26, 2020

Podxiety

The anxiousness caused by an ever-growing list of subscribed Podcasts to listen to

I've got so many podcasts to listen - it's causing me podxiety

by Hangman1933 August 31, 2012

podenvy

Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.

Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.

by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021