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n. (-s) - an incorrect abbreviation for "episode" coined by improperly educated long island teens, usually in reference to DVD sets of t.v. shows (i.e. Friends, One Tree Hill, Grey's Anatomy).
v. (-d, -ing) - the act of watching an episode of such a t.v. show, usually only used in verb form with the phrase "pode it up".
"We watch way too much t.v. in our dorm room, we watched 9 podes of Friends so far today."
"Guys I need to relax, wanna pode it up?"
by alfredojensen March 11, 2009
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A bastardization of "iPod".

"iPode" is also acceptable but takes away from the beauty of slaughtering Apple's iconic name for their product.
"Dude, where's my pode?"
"I have no clue where your fucking iPode went."
by cracklelackle January 19, 2010
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A chode (a dick fatter than it is long) which is so fat that the dick-hole resembles a pussy. This way you can use it for both types of sex (assuming that a girl's pussy is wide enough.)
He wanked his pode with one hand, and fingered it with the other.
by Nobb Sukkahrr May 04, 2005
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No bodys bitch.. but a combo of a fucktard, bradmoss and a siefucker.. and he is a total quief
by Jerk Isgay October 13, 2003
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n.f Définissant quelqu'un qui possède un peau, cheveux, tanning, ATTITUDE à tendance rouquine
Mmmmmmmmmm tu es une belle pode toi!
by CLec April 18, 2010
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Wow that's a bode pode!

I have a dog and a pode.
by M12345M December 29, 2017
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Pode is when something is not dope.
The tide pods memes are funny, but eating tide pods is pode.
by UMAD the single gamer January 29, 2018
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