Polex

A peculiar relationship state in which you're not friends, you're not lovers and you're not even buddies,

Polex acts could include declaring you are engaged as a couple to acquire certain benefits not usually available to those non-engaged couples.

"Hey don't you think Alex and Polly are acting a little polex around each other?"

by user5426 May 26, 2020

Polex

A fine wristwatch (like my Rolex)but sometimes it runs backward or stops dead.Hence a Polish Rolex

"What time is it?"
"Hold on let me check...."
"Damn Polex..."

by Vash Bitchko December 1, 2006

Polex

He acts like a tough guy and can be violent at times but he means well. When you get through his tough guy act he's a good guy and really fun to hang out with. He can also be really smart but can act like an idiot a lot.

Person 1: Why do you hang out with Polex?
Person 2: Because he's a fun to hang out with.

by ○<Žïppý>○ March 18, 2020

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Pig-Pole

1. A stick that is placed in the middle of a pile of kindling wood in order to entice the flame up and thus more quickly inflame the pile. This is used in wilderness camping when kindling may be somewhat damp. A dry Pig-Pole is placed standing in the middle of the kindling to more easily draw the flame up.

2. (by Extension) Any word, phrase, behavior, or action used to inflame a dangerous situation.

1. The kindling was just not burning well till we added the Pig-Pole. Soon our fire became warm and cozy.

2. Be careful. the crowd is unruly, so don't be a Pig-Pole and incite a riot.

by Ry-Horn February 14, 2022

Piss pole

A person who is the next level of an asshole and usually has no filter when speaking. Reaching piss pole status is not easy to accomplish and takes an enormous amount of skill projecting the right level of dickhead in every single encounter.

My boss is a piss pole.

by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018

Polegasm

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.

"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."

by pump chicken December 11, 2016