pocket sock 

A single sock kept in your pocket for emergencies.

Dog ate your sock? Pocket sock!
Can't find an oven mitt? Pocket sock!
Too many M&M's to carry in one hand? Pocket sock!
Forget Gus's birthday gift? Pocket sock!

pocket sock by Tater tot hotdish February 20, 2017

pocket socket 

When you cut a hole in your pocket and masturbate.

Bro you should really Pocket Socket with me.

pocket socket by Durdhrhrhidrhrhrh April 9, 2017

sock pucket 

angered father attempts to say "sock puppet"

(raise fist in a shaking motion)I'ma make you into a sock pucket.

sock pucket by bubbajones September 16, 2005

Socket Pocket 

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

Socket Pocket by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Dry Socket Hot Pocket 

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

Dry Socket Hot Pocket by Kozaka January 4, 2024

dry socket hot pocket 

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

dry socket hot pocket by Terry Y January 13, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024