A simple but effective means of describing a male human who is badly endowed with a small, pointy knife-like phallus, however has all sorts of extra useful functions, taking a practical, positive approach to pleasuring a female human despite his size.
by feral the ksutra April 04, 2009

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
by RalphTheWanderer October 06, 2022
