poachster

a new type of toaster which is able to toast bread as well as poach an egg!

i had some lovely poached eggs on toast earlier made by my poachster!!!

by ski0058 January 4, 2010

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

by will bitten December 4, 2016

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Poke poacher

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.

Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

pachter

an idiot, fanboy, ignoramus, and one funny ass motherfucker

so then he said "LOL PS3 IS MOAR POWEFUL THAN PC"

"what a pachter..."

by iron wing December 12, 2009

mate poacher

A person who intentionally steals away a person who is in a relationship.

Watch out for that guy after he stole the neighbors wife he hooked up with Mrs. Smith because he is a mate poacher.

by Big Wayne fo sho May 6, 2008

Coochie Poacher

Someone who obliterates pussies for a living.

Jake is a real coochie poacher, he obliterated this pussy.

by Vdarn May 20, 2022