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plurking 

when you lurk and plot at the same time
eg. blud is always plurking
plurking by eshin_brigt August 24, 2023
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Plurking 

to chronicle events in an individuals daily life.
i have plurked, idk, like 5 times today?!

i have been plurking all day!
Plurking by KerJer January 11, 2009

plucking angel's wings 

Slang for corrupting an innocent or naive person
I was finally plucking Angel's wings last night after two months whispering my game in her ear. I beat you to it!
plucking angel's wings by spen53 April 28, 2015

Buck Plucking 

When a yankee female moves from up north to the deep south to find her a big, strong, Southern man.
Natalie wanted to get far away from her pussified yankee boyfriend and moved to Greenville, Alabama to go Buck Plucking.
Buck Plucking by Wepapersack July 12, 2011

Plucking Nit 

PG version of "fucking piece of shit'
You called the manager a "plucking nit." He kicked you in the nuts.
Plucking Nit by bignutz January 14, 2015

Plursing 

fingering a gauged ear-hole
Doug takes out his gauge
Rachel asks: "can I feel it?"
Doug: "Yeah, go for it"
Rachel sticks finger through the ear hole..
she is now plursing Doug's ear.
Plursing by plusers May 17, 2010

Plorking 

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.
"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"
Plorking by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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