plurking

when you lurk and plot at the same time

eg. blud is always plurking

by eshin_brigt August 24, 2023

Plurking

to chronicle events in an individuals daily life.

i have plurked, idk, like 5 times today?!

i have been plurking all day!

by KerJer January 11, 2009

plucking angel's wings

Slang for corrupting an innocent or naive person

I was finally plucking Angel's wings last night after two months whispering my game in her ear. I beat you to it!

by spen53 April 28, 2015

Buck Plucking

When a yankee female moves from up north to the deep south to find her a big, strong, Southern man.

Natalie wanted to get far away from her pussified yankee boyfriend and moved to Greenville, Alabama to go Buck Plucking.

by Wepapersack July 12, 2011

Plucking Nit

PG version of "fucking piece of shit'

You called the manager a "plucking nit." He kicked you in the nuts.

by bignutz January 14, 2015

Plursing

fingering a gauged ear-hole

Doug takes out his gauge
Rachel asks: "can I feel it?"
Doug: "Yeah, go for it"
Rachel sticks finger through the ear hole..
she is now plursing Doug's ear.

by plusers May 17, 2010

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016