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a word that a lovely girl named Masky thinks means gagged, when it really means flop.
didnt i gaug her kenzie? shes gauged.
Gauged by kenzieyy December 26, 2024

Pai Gouged 

Pai Gouged is the state of being raked over the coals at Pai Gow.
Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?

Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.

Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.

Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Pai Gouged by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
To be amazed or stunned by someone or a situation of some kind. A term often used within the LGBT community and the ballroom club scene.
When she hit that death drop, honey I was gagged!
gagged by Pursik April 19, 2018

gaged up 

when you really really really fuck something up
wow we really gaged up our presentation
gaged up by lundyn and ava January 15, 2020

Gooped and Gagged 

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.
Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.
Gooped and Gagged by Esquared August 17, 2020

rage gauge

An expression used to indicate the level of someone's anger.
Sheila is really pissed today. Her rage gauge must be redlining.
rage gauge by DMS April 5, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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