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a wad of cum dripping from your philtrum

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a chunk of feces secretly stored underneath your tongue for fun at parties.
Billie: Dude! are you hiding a plurf in your mouth?!
Chuck: -ppppluuurrrrfffff-

Dannie: Candassce, I think I accidentally gave you a plurf...
by Plurf all night October 23, 2006
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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