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Plorking 

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.
"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"
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A short, easily confused, person named Chris who usually plays third string goalie, and has no life outside of homework. Makes random meaningless remarks.
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Plorin by schroederbate February 5, 2009
the act of performing fellatio on someone who is defecating
"Don't pinch that loaf off yet, Kevin - let's get into some hot plobbing!!!"
plobbing by plobber May 13, 2005

Plorking 

Working from home but the truth is you are just playing from home and getting paid.
Sally is plorking from home today said her supervisor to their assistant.
Plorking by Stockpicker April 19, 2021
Dude, why are you tripping out?/Dude, why are you ploring?"
Ploring by philip pop November 18, 2010

plorking 

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.
Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!
plorking by Dilinot August 5, 2009