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the act of performing fellatio on someone who is defecating
"Don't pinch that loaf off yet, Kevin - let's get into some hot plobbing!!!"
plobbing by plobber May 13, 2005
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plobbing nastic 

used to describe something being cold.
fucking hell, its so plobbing nastic that my balls have frozen.
plobbing nastic by listypoos October 26, 2004
Taken from the 80's TV show "Pob" where the title character blew spit over the TV screen and wrote his name in it. Although in this version when shagging doggy-style, just as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and come on your partner's back. Then, write your name in spunk on their partner's back.
Andrew was pounding Karen hard from behind, just as he felt he was ready to climax he pulled out and spunked on her back pobbing her as he did.
Pobbing by Dirty_Puppy February 13, 2009

Plubbing 

The cold blooded act of one or more obese girls actively prowling on drunk male college students in an attempt to fornicate with them.

Plubbers are easily detected by the sober eye, but to a sloppy 22 year old, a plubber can easily come off as just an easy lay, a slight disgrace which can be forgotten in the morning.

But it is never the male's choice, plubbers are keen, deceitful creatures. Their actions border forcible rape and leave deep emotional scars for the male victim.
"Watch your backs, you can see by the fire in their eyes that those big chicks are plubbing tonight. Easy on the drinks or you might end up with a rhino between your sheets."
Plubbing by DJ Dose August 23, 2011

plebbing piece of suicidal toast 

A person that is stupid and should kill theirself
Teo is a plebbing piece of suicidal toast

odd-probbing 

Short for odd-probleming, referring to the fact that school math books have the answers to the odd problems in the back of the book. In other words, cheating or lying. Also pronounced odd-probbin'.
Person 1: Hey, this band rocks!
Person 2: Are you odd-probbing me? This is worse than infomercials.
odd-probbing by TheGreatUrb May 29, 2009
Small, baby boy - of the breastfed variety.
See also plob, splob, bobbin and ker-bobbin
Oh, plobbin, you're so squishy!
plobbin by moomintroll May 30, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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