plonf

When you can decide if you’re pubes are red brown or blonde

He’s fucking plonf

by pshshshsk May 5, 2020

PlonkOp

Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.

Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.

by Drxve September 20, 2023

Ploner

When an individual gets a boner while looking or thinking about a plane.

"I was at the Wright Brothers National Memorial and I got a raging ploner."

by DICK burn January 30, 2017

Plin plin plon

Lord Gwyn's theme song in Dark Souls 1. Also that saddest fucking piano you will ever hear.

Dude1: "Dude! Have you heard of Plin plin plon?"
Dude 2:"No! What is it?"
Dude 1 slaps Dude 2 so hard he starts to fucking choke on his own breath.

by Dark souls 2: The ghetto June 11, 2020

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

ploaf

Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).

Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.

I think I have to drop a ploaf in the toilet.

by ploafmaster July 4, 2012

plonsons

n. nice tits often admired by many men

Check out those plonsons!

by [jonkey] October 13, 2007