ploaf

Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).

Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.

I think I have to drop a ploaf in the toilet.

by ploafmaster July 4, 2012

Ploaf

A name usually give to evil nazi doughnut eating wanna-be ircops.

Wow, look at that fucking Ploaf in that gay ass channel, he needs to get a life.

by Pigeon994 June 4, 2005

Ploaf

loafng for pleasure, a combination of 'loaf' and 'pleasure', verb "ploafing".

I should have gone to work, but I couldn't be bothered, I just wanted to ploaf.

by twunty February 6, 2013

ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

bullet ploof grass

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."

Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

by YaboiRick May 10, 2018

Plof

Bukharian food mainly consisting of rice, chicken or beef, vegetables, and spices
Plof originated in Uzbekistan and spread by the famous polonov family throughout the world

Reuven: hey buchi whats good
Bool: nothing much just enjoying my plof u feel me
Reuven: Word bool shit looks lit

by illAmir October 11, 2016

ploap

a sturdy poop (not watery or liquidy; one that is a sturdy log)

"Did you see all those ploaps the dog laid in the room?"

"Clean up those ploaps!"

"I can't talk now, I'm droppin ploaps!"

"These ploaps are everywhere!"

by Rad Parker November 12, 2012