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plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.
Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!
plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq by Kiersere September 26, 2009
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Ploumark 

Tall skinny ginger with buzz cut
That guy is a ploumark
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Tissue found in vascular plants. Its main function is to transport sugars and other food materials such as amino acids (see protein) from the leaves, where they are produced, to all other parts of the plant. This could be from the leaves to the roots to provide the chemicals needed for growth. However, it could be from a leaf and up to a developing fruit that is rich in sugars. The sugars are made by photosynthesis, which occurs in green parts of plants, such as leaves (see leaf). The amino acids are made from sugars and minerals, such as nitrate absorbed from the soil. Phloem tissue is usually found close to the other transport tissue in plants, xylem, which transports water and minerals. In non-woody plants phloem and xylem are found in bundles, such as the veins of a leaf.

Phloem is composed of sieve elements and their associated companion cells, together with some sclerenchyma and parenchyma cell types. Sieve elements are long, thin-walled cells joined end to end, forming sieve tubes; large pores in the end walls allow the continuous passage of nutrients. Phloem is usually found in association with xylem, the water-conducting tissue, but unlike the latter it is a living tissue.
Phloem Part of the transport system in plants
phloem by Tommy rocks up July 11, 2007

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

when your so bored hearing your english teacher talk about bs you decide to go on a dictionary and type every letter on your keyboard horizantally but backwards
hey i'm so tired of hearing my english teacher i'm gonna type plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq on a random dictionary !

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq 

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys
Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"
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