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ploching 

the act of destroying a good joke
"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"
ploching by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012
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Pichinga 

container, package, container, urn, vessel, container, receptacle
English: Hey do you have a pichinga to store my cans

Spanish: Hey tienes un Pichinga para aguardar mis latas

Plicking 

Pounding someone back into their primary school years, by sexual means or otherwise.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Ah mate I was busy plicking

Guy 1: *Dials 999*
Plicking by ChazT7 November 25, 2019

Pilching 

the act of noncing on somebody who is underage, or at least 3 years younger.
Originates from the name 'Pilcher', our lord and saviour.
"hes dating a 13 year old"
"man, hes pilching!"
Pilching by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023

Pilching 

the act of noncing on younger children, coming from our lord an saviour Clive Pilcher
"hes talking to 13 year olds"
"woah, hes pilching on them"
Pilching by Dani_tommosavocadoes January 9, 2023

pilching 

Some asshole got my definition erased, which I think is a real stuffed-cunt thing to do.

Pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

The pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic fucking life he really leads. So fuck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bloody yeasty cunt!

- Naima Ondaatje
I pilched the wrinkly perverted bastard and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty VDs at me!
pilching by Naima Ondaatje June 26, 2004