Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Baby Pooching Machine 

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.
Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.
To masturbate while in a swimming pool.
1. I hear that he was ploshing in the school pool!
2. I saw them mutually ploshing yesterday.
ploshing by vivimeow February 5, 2010
The word pochinga (Poe Ching a) is used when someone is being a completely mean person for no apparent reason.
Emma: *takes something from Kadence and won’t give it back*

Kadence: your such a Pochinga >:/
Pochinga by Joemama72 December 6, 2019

pooching 

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards
They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!
pooching by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

pooching 

to be hanging about. like cotch
i was just pooching round my homegyals yard
pooching by Koonalie September 22, 2005

pooching 

The act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.
"Dude im so stoned. That labradors got me ripped man"

"Yo you need to stop pooching"
pooching by DonSquigie December 21, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more