please- 

I can’t believe you just did or said that ; as if

Harry styles: I’m so ugly ew

Camilla: please- 💀💀

please- by kkcherries April 14, 2021

please 

the magic word

Whats the magic word?

please by purplemonky November 24, 2003

please 

an expression of joy or laughter in response to a funny joke/statement. typically a substitute for "LOL", "LMAO", etc.

"did you see this picture that laur sent?"

"PLEASE THAT'S SO FUNNY"

please by fairydoir February 18, 2021

please 

another word for "now".

Hand me those cookies, please.

please by quickstop17 November 14, 2006

Please 

a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.

person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!

Please by Jojo_T March 20, 2019

Please 

Please accept this and put this in urban dictionary

Please accept this

Please by Thakie December 5, 2018

please 

In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"

Clerk: Ju orda da watr?
Cincinnatian: Please?
Clerk: Did you order the water?

please by Red Tag Man October 23, 2005